A Bunch of Amateurs

Performance Dates

Friday October 11th, Saturday 12th. Thursday 17th, Friday 18th and Saturday 19th.

Start Time 7.45 pm All Tickets £12.50

Only 2 weeks to go till curtain up. Get your tickets now, book online or call The Box Office 07444 529051

“ A Bunch of Amateurs”

After our sell out show ‘Allo ‘Allo ! we’re moving forward with our next comedy production!

“ A Bunch of Amateurs” by Ian Hislop & Nick Newman

Show dates are October 11th & 12th  17th, 18th & 19th  Don’t miss out! Make a note in your diary to book early! We know of many folks who were disappointed not to be able to see our last show.

We are proud to announce our talented cast, congratulations to them on a successful audition!

Jefferson Steele– Kevin Cluett

Dorothy – Erin Christy

Mary – Paola Burgess

Lauren – Luci Bland

Dennis – Kelvin Fay

Nigel – Richard Clifford.

Jessica – Becky Wilson

July 6th HAG Rocks Choir Charity Concert

Hag Rocks! Choir and a variety of entertainers present their annual charity concert. This year it is in aid of PARITY, a locally based charity which supports disabled teenagers and young adults. A very worthy cause I’m sure you’ll agree, so please come along and support our efforts. Tickets are only £10, and all profits will go to PARITY.  We will offer our usual bar, refreshments, and there will be a raffle.

Join us at the AGM June 18th

The Annual General Meeting of the private charitable company Hartley Arts Group will take place on Tuesday 18th June 2019 at 8.00 p.m. in the Jubilee Hall, West Green Road, Hartley Wintney.

It will be our usual evening, the meeting and then a social, wine, nibbles etc. Please do come along and here all our news, and have your say. We of your committee are all volunteers, and freely give our time to run your group, so if you can help in any way, or have any suggestions for us they are always welcomed, as are new committee members. All members and associate members are welcome to attend, but only fully paid up members are entitled to vote.
 Lesley Parish has decided enough is enough ! After many years on the Committee she will be retiring so we are in need of a Secretary, and we are all very grateful for her time and energy.
So please consider if you can help us out here. Do get in touch if you can spare one evening a month for our meetings. We must find a Secretary or the group can’t run!

1 Apologies for Absence
2 Directors/Trustees Annual Report for Year Ending 31st May 2019 (Presented by the Chairman and approval of report) and a statement of future plans as envisaged by the Directors.
3 Presentation of Accounts for Year Ending 31st March 2019.
4 Election of Officers
5 Election of Directors
6 Members’ Subscription Level for year commencing 1st April 2020 It is proposed that the Subscription Level be retained at £35 per member.
7 Any Other Business

‘Allo ‘Allo

Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once!

Tickets are selling fast, so be sure to book your tickets NOW for our next hilarious production, starting next week Friday 7th June!

Come join Rene in his Café in wartime France, doing his best to survive amid the chaos caused by both the German Army, the Gestapo and the Resistance on his premises. Not to mention his turbulent relationship with his wife Edith, and his secret affairs with both Yvette and Mimi his waitresses! Oh then of course there is that priceless portrait, which all parties are plotting to gain, which Rene has hidden in his cellar. Rehearsals have been a laugh a minute, and our show promises a great night out!
Please note – We are not serving supper on this production. Usual Bar and Coffee Service available.
The show contains some adult humour.

Book your tickets @ www.ticketsource.co.uk/hag

‘Allo ‘Allo Pre-Theatre Supper

At the Courtyard Café,
63 High St, Hartley Wintney, Hook RG27 8NY .
Call: 01252 842616
HAG Special Offer
Two course £18. Three course £25.
Full bar available


Soup of the day, toasted focaccia, herb butter

Goats cheese, beetroot carpaccio, rocket & toasted walnuts

Smoked salmon & avocado, capers, lemon & creme fraiche

Calamari sautéed in garlic, parsley and butter with cornichon & caper dressing

Pancetta, pear & ricotta spinach salad


Goujan’s of plaice with hand cut chips, pea puree, tartare sauce

Chargrilled Minute steak, French Fries, garlic butter & green beans (£3 sup)

Gnocchi with wild mushrooms, truffle & parmesan

Roasted fillet of salmon, asparagus, pomme da tarra alla  leonaise and béarnaise sauce  

Smoked haddock & spring onion fishcake, wilted spinach, white wine & chive velour, tomato concasse


Warm apple crumble tart with vanilla ice cream

Mixed berry cheese cake with fruity compote

Sticky toffee pudding with toffee sauce

Milk & white chocolate Chantilly slice with salted caramel ice cream